Some DUI-DWI humor for those that need it…
Oct 23rd, 2007 | By Michael L. Saile, Jr., Esq. | Category: Blogs, DUI-DWI-DAI (Drunk Driving)Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this…(not me)
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clearfield, PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
—unknown author.






Could the person be arrested for doing that?
I don’t know Jim. I am sure if you upset a police officer enough, he or she would find and offense to charge you with. Perhaps obstruction of justice?
Oldie, but a goodie Mr. Saile. I believe that the person who would do something like that would be arrested for obstruction of justice or whatever trumped up charge that the officer could think of to arrest the person. Unless you get an officer who is in a good mood.